Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!
Doctor testifies in horse suit.
I suffer from a deviant septum.
Get Thee to a Punnery
Dracula: A BabyLit® Doll
Mr. Darcy: A BabyLit® Tote